There is something so, so, right and so, so, wrong about this idea. Golden Hook is a French company that allows you to customize your own knit hat, from a variety of hat styles and beautiful yarn colors... and then choose the Granny that you want to knit it. Ha! You can even send the Grandma special demands, I mean, requests. Or ask her to write your name on the label: knitted by Simone for Clemence. (Found through Springwise).