Worried about Alien Abduction?

Do you lie in bed at night fretting about how you will get back to Earth after your next alien abduction?  Well fret no more.  A solution is finally here.  For a mere $12.99 you can purchase these Location Earth Dog Tags engraved with instructions on where to find Earth within the galaxy.  The graphics are based on NASA's Pioneer 10 plaque which was intended to inform extraterrestrials about the spacecraft's origin.  The language-free graphics feature the mathematical location of Earth in relation to several important pulsars (represented by the radial diagram) and Earth's location withing the solar system.  The tags come with a complete money back guarantee should you ever be abducted and not safely returned to this, your home planet.