I am one of those people that doesn't read emails that are longer than 2 paragraphs.  I'm sorry, but I don't.  I just don't have the time or the patience to read 5 page emails.  I'm sure that sounds immature, conceited and worthy of a good eye roll, head shake combination.  But I would be way more productive if everyone stuck to a two paragraph email rule.

That is why I like the thought behind, which applies a disciplined approach writing short emails.  Comes in two, four and five sentence variations as well.